cant wait for friday again.. :P

Friday is coming! Stay Happy! Cos' we are gonna be like this on friday.. :P

预祝我最亲爱

中秋节快乐

　

我在关注着你并且在你需要帮助时会出现在你身旁……

We are going this place on friday

晚上12點整要做什麼事情？

A... 抱佛腳→因為零時抱佛腳

鴿子藏在那裡？

A... 屋頂→因為在屋頂藏(唱)著一首(鴿)歌

可以一面刷牙、一邊吹口哨的人是誰？

A... 戴假牙的人

clinton, bush, saddam 和 osama 一起打麻將, 誰會贏?

A... saddam hussin (胡先)

枪和刀是什么颜色

A: 蓝色
刀枪不入 (blue)

什么鞋最快乐

A: 黑皮鞋 (happy鞋)


power rangers 是什么颜色

A:: 金色 (gold gold power rangers)

小白長得很像他哥哥
猜一成語

A: 真相大白

新加坡有很多外劳
印尼来的叫印老, 泰国来的叫泰劳
哪一种劳赚最多钱

A: 麥當勞 macdonald's

Doraemon 是什么颜色的

A: 红色 (ang ang ang)

Doraemon 帮老婆婆过马路
猜一成语

A: 袖出援 (圆) 手



有一天, 小明和小华到餐厅吃饭
吃完后, 小明和小华没付钱就走了
餐厅的经理也没在意
为什么

因为 "有一天" 已经付了钱
......

Ways to Beat Monday Blues

Just get out
The best thing to do on a Monday morning is to get some exercise or go for a walk that gets your feel-good hormones working. Ah, exercise makes you cringe does it? Never mind then, just find a green spot (lawn or nearby park) to stroll or even just sit down. Fresh air, sunshine and greenery are tremendous mood uplifters.

Turn on the music
Once back from your exercise/ stroll, nothing works better than blanking your mind out with... some music. Take your pick — peppy numbers, lilting instrumentals, chants or whatever else works for you. Wear your best
Make Mondays your look-my-best day and should be strictly for wearing the clothes you like most. Even if it means wearing that red shirt/sari you were saving for a special occasion. Instead of the greys and navys, go for bright colours, some of that sunshine yellow or fiery red is bound to rub your blues away.

Make your Monday Hater club!
If you're really down, call up a friend — in all probability, he might be equally blue and would love to hear from you. Or mail your pals and bitch about your blues. As all of them crib about Mondays (this does work!), you'd know you aren't alone and will feel better. Those not big on mails, read something funny, start the day with a smile!

Just hog it
For all you foodies — grab your favourite chocolate and eat it all by yourself, right in the morning. Nothing is better than the guilty pleasure of early-morning-chocolate. A high for sure. You're on a diet? Then make Monday your binge day. Believe you me, food is the best way to beat the blues.

Finally, make sure you finish all the dirty work on Friday itself. Keep Monday for a fresh start. That way, at least there's one thing less to bog you down on a Monday. Now that you know how to chase your blues, have a very happy Monday, remember the weekend's just five days away! Turn on your music system and let the notes set the tone for the day.